Want to blow your cover while mystery shopping? Why not do it in style? Have a t-shirt printed, get a button with flashing red LED lights, put your slogan on a ball cap...

Here are some suggestions:

MYSTERY SHOP 'TILL YOU DROP

Talk to the Hand...
The Hand that holds the Pencil...
The Pencil that writes your MYSTERY SHOP

There IS such a thing as "free lunch" when you're a MYSTERY SHOPPER

Open Mouth... Insert Words... Into my MYSTERY SHOP report

I'd love to be a fly on the wall when you get this MYSTERY SHOP report

I've got an M.S. degree... MYSTERY SHOPPING!

In case my scenario wasn't obvious enough... Let me stamp MYSTERY SHOPPER on my forehead

In case my question wasn't obvious enough... Let me stamp MYSTERY SHOPPER on my forehead

Not all MYSTERY SHOPPERS are middle-aged housewives

I need a receipt for that Candy Bar

Would you say that if you thought I was your MYSTERY SHOPPER?

The specials sound great, but I have to order what my MYSTERY SHOP company tells me

Good thing I'm a night person... I'll be up all night writing this MYSTERY SHOP

My MYSTERY SHOP Company doesn't pay me enough for this

I'm the MYSTERY SHOPPER your mom warned you about

Is that your real name tag? Or did you switch with a co-worker to fool the MYSTERY SHOPPER?

I won't complain about your service now... 'cause I"m waiting to write about it in my MYSTERY SHOP

MYSTERY SHOP UNIVERSITY
Class of 2005

I am MYSTERY SHOPPER hear me roar

You're going to wish you never said that

Smile, You're on CANDID MYSTERY SHOP CAMERA

Mean Employees Suck... They make my MYSTERY SHOP take longer

Service with a smile means less time writing comments on my MYSTERY SHOP report

I've got a Secret... I'm your SECRET SHOPPER

MYSTERY SHOPPERS ANONYMOUS
A 12-Step Program

My scheduler warned me there'd be days like this

How am I going to explain THIS with a 750-character limit?

When I grow up, I want to be a MYSTERY SHOPPER

I'm just staring at your eyes... to figure out their color for my MYSTERY SHOP

I'm just staring at your name tag... to figure out your name for my MYSTERY SHOP

Too bad none of these shirts could be worn in public. Pajamas with slogans, anyone?

Amy Grace

I have found the most EXCELLENT Sudoku varieties.

All-time favorite is "Clueless."

Other favorites are Killer (I was a Kakuro fan back when it was called Cross Sums), Greater Than/Less Than, Non-Consecutive, Butterfly, Samurai, and Clueless Explosion.

I'll try to add samples of each, but I need to upgrade my gallery first.

If you love Sudoku, watch for my new Sudoku-Only blog, coming soon!

Princess Amy

The sites are:
by djape http://www.djape.net/sudoku/wp/
by ruud http://www.sudocue.net/

Enjoy!

Thank you for calling Palo Verde Mental Health.

Callers who are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6.

If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace the call.

If you are schizophrenic, a little voice in your head will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer anyway.

What do you press if you're just calling to speak with a patient who's staying there?

Here's a list of the car's I've owned:

Volkswagen Squareback 1969
Datsun F10 Hatchback 1970
Honda Civic Hatchback 1986
Nissan Sundowner (mini-pickup) 1988
Chevy Sprint 1985
Toyota Tercel 1991
Chevrolet Camaro 1998 (I still have this car- my graduation present!)

Everything is STICK SHIFT! I get goofy when i drive a rental car or my hubby's truck and it's an automatic. My foot keeps heading for the clutch!

Princess Amy

Ok, here are some of the "Critters" that reside in or around my home...

Poodles (the only "invited" guests)
Scorpions
Rattlesnakes
Lizards
June Bugs
Snakes
Centipedes
Mousies
Tarantulas
Ants
Spiders
Jackrabbits
Bunnies
Javelinas (Big Pigs)
Coyotes
Stink Bugs
Crickets
Mosquitos